|
KentAllard
Guest
|
 |
« Reply #30 on: December 18, 2009, 08:18:25 AM » |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Tomokato
Seahorses Forever!
Administrator
Golden Monkey
   
Karma: +32/-22
Offline
Posts: 4396
I JAM ECONO
|
 |
« Reply #31 on: December 18, 2009, 09:06:34 AM » |
|
I think the movies have a better chance of being not quite fucking awful. Movies never follow the book, so they will make more changes. The thing that makes me boil over with rage about these books, is that they barely change anything. Swapping a word, or adding a sentence here and there is not being creative.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
MikeBrendan
|
 |
« Reply #32 on: December 18, 2009, 10:08:08 AM » |
|
Agreed. I thought the movie adaptation of "The Road" was much better than the book -- although in this case that's not to say the book sucked.
Cunty, however, is showing his true measure as a writer here.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"I have lost myself in your words... but Boo thinks you're just ducky." "Magic is impressive but now Minsc leads. Swords for everyone! "
|
|
|
|
KentAllard
Guest
|
 |
« Reply #33 on: December 18, 2009, 10:09:44 AM » |
|
Daggy is already trying to talk him into "writing" a sequel, tentatively titled THROUGH THE LOOKING GHASTLY. I wish I was joking.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Kent
|
 |
« Reply #34 on: December 18, 2009, 10:31:04 AM » |
|
The thing that makes me boil over with rage about these books, is that they barely change anything. Swapping a word, or adding a sentence here and there is not being creative.
Precisely. You could almost do one of these books simply using your Find & Replace command.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
MikeBrendan
|
 |
« Reply #35 on: December 18, 2009, 10:39:14 AM » |
|
Daggy is already trying to talk him into "writing" a sequel, tentatively titled THROUGH THE LOOKING GHASTLY. I wish I was joking.
He would. That little shit wants to be the biggest fish in the guppy pond, so he'll drag down anyone he can.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"I have lost myself in your words... but Boo thinks you're just ducky." "Magic is impressive but now Minsc leads. Swords for everyone! "
|
|
|
|
God Himself
|
 |
« Reply #36 on: December 18, 2009, 10:56:25 AM » |
|
Daggy is already trying to talk him into "writing" a sequel, tentatively titled THROUGH THE LOOKING GHASTLY. I wish I was joking.
They should totally collaborate.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
raingod
|
 |
« Reply #37 on: December 18, 2009, 12:06:51 PM » |
|
Daggy is already trying to talk him into "writing" a sequel, tentatively titled THROUGH THE LOOKING GHASTLY. I wish I was joking.
To be fair, the title was Frank Menser's idea, and I think he might have been being sarcastic. At least I hope so. And not to derail Tomo from his unflinching eye on Cunty Cook's magnum opus, but isn't this the same guy who keeps talking about how horror should be original, shocking, envelope pushing? And then he goes with the least original idea and publisher around? 
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
VictorV
|
 |
« Reply #38 on: December 18, 2009, 12:29:19 PM » |
|
Creativity...They have none.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"You are not alone. We are all the same, all in this fragile skin, suffering the ugliness of simply being human, all prey to the same mortal dreads." Harlan Ellison.
|
|
|
Mary SanGiovanni
Budweiser
Karma: +0/-0
Offline
Posts: 7
|
 |
« Reply #39 on: December 18, 2009, 01:41:49 PM » |
|
"HOT BUTTERED TOAST I miss Mary S. Reload. She's single again." I miss you guys. And my hot, buttery toast misses you. :p  You may need t get a zombie-chewing-on-classic-lit smiley. And I wish there was a collected volume of Tomoviews. With motherf-ing zombies. On a plane.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Tomokato
Seahorses Forever!
Administrator
Golden Monkey
   
Karma: +32/-22
Offline
Posts: 4396
I JAM ECONO
|
 |
« Reply #40 on: December 18, 2009, 02:35:46 PM » |
|
MARY!!!
I need to invoke the power of toast more often.
Sorry I didn't get to chapter 2 today. My hands are killing me today, so I've been trying not to do a lot of typing.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Mary SanGiovanni
Budweiser
Karma: +0/-0
Offline
Posts: 7
|
 |
« Reply #41 on: December 18, 2009, 03:14:42 PM » |
|
My hands are killing me today Is it so wrong that I thought of a dirty comeback so quickly and foremostly to this? No worries. There's only so much classic-:fucksock one brain can take. I understand.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Tomokato
Seahorses Forever!
Administrator
Golden Monkey
   
Karma: +32/-22
Offline
Posts: 4396
I JAM ECONO
|
 |
« Reply #42 on: December 18, 2009, 03:51:17 PM » |
|
My hands are killing me today Is it so wrong that I thought of a dirty comeback so quickly and foremostly to this? No worries. There's only so much classic-:fucksock one brain can take. I understand. It's only wrong that you didn't whisper said dirty comeback in my ear. ;-)
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
wm ollie
Budweiser
Karma: +1/-0
Offline
Posts: 31
|
 |
« Reply #43 on: December 18, 2009, 06:22:02 PM » |
|
Daggy is already trying to talk him into "writing" a sequel, tentatively titled THROUGH THE LOOKING GHASTLY. I wish I was joking.
To be fair, the title was Frank Menser's idea, and I think he might have been being sarcastic. At least I hope so. And not to derail Tomo from his unflinching eye on Cunty Cook's magnum opus, but isn't this the same guy who keeps talking about how horror should be original, shocking, envelope pushing? And then he goes with the least original idea and publisher around?  I doubt the guy's kidding, as he seems to be front and center with those  s every time they show up... and Cook, what a powerhouse, huh?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Deviled Elf
|
 |
« Reply #44 on: December 18, 2009, 08:08:37 PM » |
|
I'd like to have "NOT QUITE FUCKING AWFUL" on my tombstone. It's perfect.
And hey, good to see you, Mary!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge."
|
|
|
|