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« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2008, 09:41:30 AM »

The dry husk of dangling labia was like an abomination.

Dusty Meatcurtains would be a fucking kick ass porn name.

Are they trying to put us off sex, or reading?
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« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2008, 09:42:32 AM »

Look at the glistening perfection of her genital undercarriage.

Genital Undercarriage?!??!?!?! That made me do a fucking spit take.
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« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2008, 09:43:56 AM »

Examine how, with every inhalation of her facial nostrils, her genital nostrils exhale, you can see them there like twin urethra holes just above the opening to her vulva.

I don't know if I can read any more. 
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« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2008, 09:46:00 AM »

protecting her womb hole


  
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« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2008, 09:47:43 AM »

Examine how, with every inhalation of her facial nostrils, her genital nostrils exhale, you can see them there like twin urethra holes just above the opening to her vulva.

I don't know if I can read any more. 

Genital nostrils?

Really?

I mean, really?




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« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2008, 09:48:07 AM »

Can we just get to the vampire sucking? K thanx.
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« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2008, 09:50:15 AM »

Wait, it gets better.

the very soft black hairs standing on end in the breeze of love dust circumnavigating her spiderlike anus.

SPIDERLIKE? I love it when I don't even have to write a fucking joke
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« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2008, 09:56:03 AM »

Vampyre shot to her highest stature in a spasm of Vampyric delight,

There should be a way to fucking phase ban people from ever writing again.

she undid herself from 5 foot to 13 foot, a disturbing shadow crawling all over the bathroom,

Wow 13 plus feet ceilings in a bathroom. I'm fucking impressed.
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« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2008, 09:58:26 AM »

Orgasm ripped through her as her cunt involuntarily shat the parasite out again.

shit cunt cunt shat

The liquid hubble, bubble, toil and troubled.

  X 10000000!
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« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2008, 10:02:45 AM »

There were times when her puffed-up adder-vagina had vomited copious tuna smelling volumes of pussy juice into her tight black Lycra Death Suit.

I S S U E S!

Visualise a stiletto heal spiking an eyeball

 
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« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2008, 10:07:01 AM »

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm hungry now. LUNCHTIME!
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« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2008, 11:57:04 AM »

that is so bad, the Ayatollah ought to declare a fatwah on them motherfuckers!




or a jihad . . . or whatever that shit is!!!
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« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2008, 12:12:49 PM »

I think you take a fatwah to a jihad...but I could be mistaken.
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« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2008, 01:04:42 PM »

is that like an El Kabong?
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« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2008, 02:45:24 PM »

This may be the worst thing I've ever seen you Tomoview. This is all from collaboration between Severin and Philbin? Issues doesn't begin to describe it.

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