The Vampire Manifestomo!

[njhorror]

The dry husk of dangling labia was like an abomination.

the very soft black hairs standing on end in the breeze of love dust circumnavigating her spiderlike anus.

There were times when her puffed-up adder-vagina had vomited copious tuna smelling volumes of pussy juice into her tight black Lycra Death Suit.

this muthafucka be broke in da dome!!!

[njhorror]

Excuse me while I go spork my eyes out.

 

[Douglas of the W]

Dude . . . I am giggling like a fucking hyena reading this shit.


Why don't you take up a collection and lulu your Tomoviews.

They're so fucking funny that they keep the razor from my throat for one more day.

and since I have  memory . . . I can read the same thing tomorrow to cheer myself up.

YOU'LL BE SAVING A LIFE!!!

You could always look at MY life and think, "shit, if that motherfucker ain't capped himself, then my life can't be that shitty."